I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around the rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do that to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper suffocating students as they take notes in class ? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody - A rock would tear the shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say ‘Oh shit im sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole

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green-apples:

Our lives are not as limited as we think they are; the world is a  wonderfully weird place; consensual reality is significantly flawed; no institution can be trusted, but love does work; all things are possible; and we all could be happy and fulfilled if we only had the guts to be truly free and the wisdom to shrink our egos and quit taking ourselves so damn seriously.

Our lives are not as limited as we think they are; the world is a  wonderfully weird place; consensual reality is significantly flawed; no institution can be trusted, but love does work; all things are possible; and we all could be happy and fulfilled if we only had the guts to be truly free and the wisdom to shrink our egos and quit taking ourselves so damn seriously.

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green-apples:

We don’t wish for the easy stuff, we wish for big things. Things that are ambitious, out of reach. We wish because we need help and we’re scared and we know we may be asking too much. We still wish, though, because sometimes they come true.

We don’t wish for the easy stuff, we wish for big things. Things that are ambitious, out of reach. We wish because we need help and we’re scared and we know we may be asking too much. We still wish, though, because sometimes they come true.

green-apples:

Please don’t lie to me, unless you’re absolutely sure I’ll never find out the truth.

Please don’t lie to me, unless you’re absolutely sure I’ll never find out the truth.

2 years ago 4 notes

In the long run, always remember that it’s the people who give a damn about you that matters. To hell with those who just pretended to care.

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fuckyeahprettygirls:

Coeur De Pirate.

fuckyeahprettygirls:

Coeur De Pirate.

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I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around the rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do that to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper suffocating students as they take notes in class ? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody - A rock would tear the shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say ‘Oh shit im sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole

– (via green-apples)

green-apples:

Our lives are not as limited as we think they are; the world is a  wonderfully weird place; consensual reality is significantly flawed; no institution can be trusted, but love does work; all things are possible; and we all could be happy and fulfilled if we only had the guts to be truly free and the wisdom to shrink our egos and quit taking ourselves so damn seriously.

Our lives are not as limited as we think they are; the world is a  wonderfully weird place; consensual reality is significantly flawed; no institution can be trusted, but love does work; all things are possible; and we all could be happy and fulfilled if we only had the guts to be truly free and the wisdom to shrink our egos and quit taking ourselves so damn seriously.

green-apples:

We don’t wish for the easy stuff, we wish for big things. Things that are ambitious, out of reach. We wish because we need help and we’re scared and we know we may be asking too much. We still wish, though, because sometimes they come true.

We don’t wish for the easy stuff, we wish for big things. Things that are ambitious, out of reach. We wish because we need help and we’re scared and we know we may be asking too much. We still wish, though, because sometimes they come true.

green-apples:

Please don’t lie to me, unless you’re absolutely sure I’ll never find out the truth.

Please don’t lie to me, unless you’re absolutely sure I’ll never find out the truth.

In the long run, always remember that it’s the people who give a damn about you that matters. To hell with those who just pretended to care.

– (via green-apples)

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fuckyeahprettygirls:

Coeur De Pirate.

fuckyeahprettygirls:

Coeur De Pirate.

Maybe so,

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